I am old enough to remember when liberal meant fighting for civil rights and helping the disadvantaged, having a just society, and progress in every field.
It stands to reason that in the age of Obama when most “liberals” are silent on torture, gay marriage and right to chose, alternative definitions would be sought.
We have already seen Generation Jones invented by a political strategist – idealist but pragmatic, no longer wanting to change the world
Jonesers are idealistic, Pontell says, but not ideological like boomers. “Boomers were flower children out changing the world. We Jonesers were wide-eyed, not tie-dyed.”
Nicholas Kristoff comes with a sillier, symbolically more accurate definition: nothing can disgust a liberal. And predictably, ends this with how brilliant Obama is…
Not coincidentally, Kristoff starts with the attitude towards authority – the slapping your father experiment which holds the title of this. And the anonymous studies (reminding me of the Family Feud surveys) say:
Studies suggest that conservatives are more often distressed by actions that seem disrespectful of authority, such as slapping Dad. Liberals don’t worry as long as Dad has given permission.
And I think this is the subliminal point Kristoff is driving. Liberals need to check for permission before slapping “Dad”.
Just like the many IQ “studies” we’ve seen before, Kristoff provides fodder for the nature vs nurture political differences
The upshot is that liberals and conservatives don’t just think differently, they also feel differently. This may even be a result, in part, of divergent neural responses.
So, you see boys and girls? Obama would have all his children agree with him, but some are just born differently…
Meanwhile, those born well, are harder to be disgusted
Likewise, conservatives are more likely than liberals to sense contamination or perceive disgust. People who would be disgusted to find that they had accidentally sipped from an acquaintance’s drink are more likely to identify as conservatives.
Liberals can live with military tribunals, torture and discrimination against gay and women – they won’t object especially as “Dad” didn’t give permission to be slapped.
“Obama did not like it and stated it was not helpful to equate me with President Bush”.
What does this mean for activists? Just stop!
Those of you unhappy about gay rights – calm down, Kristoff says
Thus persuasion may be most effective when built on human interactions. Gay rights were probably advanced largely by the public’s growing awareness of friends and family members who were gay.
All you have to do is wait for enough gay people to be born in conservative families and voila!
So, now that we know the answer to “who’s your Daddy”, how will he deal with those children with the wrong neural responses?
Kristoff, who exposed his daddy issues by writing a long admiring piece about W entitled “Reagan’s Son”, is now ‘splaining this one as well:
He’ll use persuasion! he’ll make the “special kids” believe he thinks they are “normal”
A corollary is that the most potent way to win over opponents is to accept that they have legitimate concerns, for that triggers an instinct to reciprocate. As it happens, we have a brilliant exemplar of this style of rhetoric in politics right now — Barack Obama.
So, you see kids? Obama only threw women under the bus so conservatives would reciprocate. Just wait for the respect they’ll show to the woman nominated for SCOTUS (without asking her views on the women’s right to choose). It’ll all work out.
Nothing is disgusting to the good children, the “special” ones will come around. And be sure to ask permission from Dad before doing anything untoward.
8 comments
May 29, 2009 at 8:54 am
Butters
Yeah.
Next they will be going around saying
“I bought this, but I just can’t believe it’s not a Liberal Democrat” (you know like “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter).
May 29, 2009 at 9:33 am
edgeoforever
Indeed. Besides, if I came to believe that, it my be proof of my neural bad wiring, I may be one of “these people”
May 29, 2009 at 9:48 am
Mawm
I consciously altered my wiring. I can’t even plug into a regular 120V outlet anymore.
May 29, 2009 at 10:15 am
edgeoforever
heh, heh…Me, I feel like I generate my very own electricity lately…Unique voltage, non-convertible to any conventional one
May 29, 2009 at 6:22 pm
insightanalytical
Jonesers? When I first read the term, I thought of Jim Jones and all the suicides back way back when (1979-80 or so)….all those cult followers drinking the poisoned punch…
Seems to fit the Obama profile…”pragmatic not wanting to change the world…”
Sorry, Jonesers, the world will be changing anyway….
Off to test the solar oven…
May 29, 2009 at 11:37 pm
sister of ye
I’m trying to figure out when not trying to change the world became pragmatic. It’s like, “Well, sure the buzzsaw is about to cut off my foot, but I’m not into changing things.”
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