Hey, deally deally

🍊’s calls to foreign leaders provoke chills. And merriment. Friend on FB compared 🍊’s intelligence unfavorable to their cat who checks the weather outside every 5 minutes.

Twitter had its turn

Transcript of hastily-arranged press conference pic.twitter.com/DYb33Ku0rZ

— Daniel Lin (@danwlin) December 3, 2016

there’s also the much praised by the media (Uygur, you too) of the deal with himself to keep – some jobs from going to Mexico

BREAKING #TrumpLeaks DONALD TRUMP OWNS STOCK IN CARRIER CORPORATIONS PARENT COMPANY

RT the F out of this! #cnn #msnbc #amjoy@PeskyVarmt🤗 pic.twitter.com/NpSXe37ixO

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) December 2, 2016

or the way Matt Oswald put it

TRUMP: "I'm moving Trump Hotels out of the US"
TRUMP: "Will a big tax cut change your mind?
(Trump smiles)

opening scene of The Big Short 2

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) December 2, 2016

the Taiwan lie

https://twitter.com/Khanoisseur/status/804986961362460672

also

Normally, the word of an American president should settle the matter. Not this president. https://t.co/YuDhxOTAnt

— David Frum (@davidfrum) December 3, 2016

and this call to Pakistan needs to be preserved too

https://twitter.com/DavidKenner/status/804022820611227649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

A summary

Trump has now 1. worried India by saying he'd visit Pakistan 2.invited Duterte to DC 3. angered China by speaking w Taiwan pres. In two days

— Dave Lawler (@DavidLawler10) December 2, 2016

Parting thought

The Trump White House will be a battlefield between crass plutocrats and dangerous lunatics, and we all must hope the plutocrats win.

— David Frum (@davidfrum) December 3, 2016

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Thanks but no thanks

tour going badly

https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/804470964750876672

Event was supposed to start at 7. Now pushed back to 7:30, presumably to await more crowd. https://t.co/CRNY1fM1KM

— Mkay (@JoyAnnReid) December 1, 2016

Yay, Putin!

https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/804490023122911233

a guess

https://twitter.com/WilyCarson/status/804495739061698560

"We won in a landslide" = "I have yuuuuge hands."

— Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) December 2, 2016

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Mitt on 🍊’s🚙 roof – like his own dog once was

wasn’t goingg to pay attention, but the creativity on Twitter compels me to collect

Todd Dracula takes us to the movies

pic.twitter.com/qyxhGtDBJ0

— Todd Dracula (@ToddDracula) November 30, 2016

others, remembered Hole

https://twitter.com/caulkthewagon/status/803781662232498176

as others focused more on 🍊

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/803813304795824128

others looked at the (very) big picture

I found the uncropped version of that Trump and Romney photo. pic.twitter.com/VdeLh3QnB1

— Noam Blum (@neontaster) November 30, 2016

as others looked at the small numbers (46.4% now for 🍊)

Romney's popular vote share: 47%.
Trump's popular vote share: 46.5%. pic.twitter.com/fidZaaSZj0

— Leigh Caldwell (@leighblue) November 30, 2016

Seinfeld Today did their thing

Mitt Your Enthusiasm pic.twitter.com/k35K1SmAIS

— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) November 30, 2016

while others made a movie out of it (leaving the Blanche du Bois lighting behind)

https://twitter.com/AndyCole84/status/803790975919222784

and simple is sometimes effective

'Your new name is Reek.' pic.twitter.com/zBZsSKTr2V

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 30, 2016

Someone please help me with the referrence here

pic.twitter.com/iI5sIlq5RF

— Adam Nayman (@brofromanother) November 30, 2016

disney

What I see pic.twitter.com/YN76GwJcCp

— Dusty (@DustinGiebel) November 30, 2016

and a compilation

Gonna compile a coffee table book of politicians in the moment they realize they sold their souls to support Trump pic.twitter.com/ru6ThdDTuT

— Black Marvel Girl (@blaquegossip) November 30, 2016

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🍊’sTwitter rage goes on – this time, 1st Amendment

Aww! How cute!

CONWAY: You retweeted a 16-year-old with a baby’s reasoning skills

TRUMP: He’s our new Secretary of State

16YO: 7-Eleven was an inside job pic.twitter.com/fjoBoBNkx2

— Daniel Lin (@danwlin) November 29, 2016

and a little truth

Jeff Zucker used to run NBC. He made you famous. He now runs CNN and hired talking heads solely to defend you. (We have Google, dude.) https://t.co/9OnyUnaZ3y

— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 29, 2016

per Hanna Arendt, a declaration of intent, not  a fact

https://twitter.com/embeedub/status/803576474603229184

and some get it

https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/803583813402193920

and the Simpsons, once again, predicted it

https://twitter.com/phauser/status/803620356510478336

while the media whistles

Not everyone agrees with Joseph Goebbels' politics, but they do agree on this: He's witty and looks great in a suit. https://t.co/X2oiBCfbND

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) November 29, 2016

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More🍊 follies

Sometimes, prescient

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/801559857736404993

and if we don’t believe him, it’s not like we can do anything

https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/801088059441713153

Good think we find all this out now

WASHINGTON—Donald Trump’s eldest son, emerging as a potential envoy for the president-elect, held private discussions with diplomats, businessmen and politicians in Paris last month that focused in part on finding a way to cooperate with Russia to end the war in Syria, according to people who took part in the meetings.

and at least

At least he didn't do anything wildly inappropriate like give children AIDS medication. https://t.co/7GgWCDxylh

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) November 23, 2016

All righty then

And Zucker promises to check Trump. Riiiiight.

Tapper sorry for banner that said 'if Jews are People' https://t.co/QKrXeihKxT via @CleveJN

— Steven Fought (@stevenfought) November 23, 2016

makes sense

https://twitter.com/quinncy/status/801441777890668545

 

some day

Only if they say mean things about him.

— Rainbow Tits Magee Is Querying (@madfashionista) November 23, 2016

evergreen

Your candidate who was going to defeat ISIS is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) November 20, 2016

the evergreen answer

Lol, we have a President-elect who said he likes to "grab 'em by the pussy." Pearl-clutching time is over. https://t.co/S3uucB4RmJ

— Susan J. Demas 🏔 (@sjdemas) November 23, 2016

oh, and this

Actual footage of us reading the story of the 2016 election to our kids. pic.twitter.com/O5fJyQGcsk

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 23, 2016

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