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Dear Diary – grown-ups are yucky! (malevolent kids edition)
November 12, 2017 in crazy, 🍊, ignorance, incompetence, Madness, NK, Nuclear | Tags: crazy, 🍊, NK | Comments closed
While everyone is bending over backwards trying to undo the Trumputin kabuki about who believes whom about the election theft (clue: they did it, they know it, the rest is smoke in your eyes) I’ll look into the Chucky effect
— POTUS On The Pot (@potusonthepot4) November 12, 2017
and related
He's playing eight-dimensional Pull My Finger. https://t.co/kHLYDQDal9
— Quinn Cummings (@quinncy) November 12, 2017
or maybe The Omen – depending how scared you wanna be
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 12, 2017
and to the content
So you're fine with the 'lunatic' part of his statement, but not 'old'? Do you know you're the oldest president ever elected?
— Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel) November 12, 2017
and another take
Somebody finally fought in Vietnam pic.twitter.com/m2Gfiha4Ec
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) November 12, 2017
and in the same vein
Just as a thought experiment: if we made an actual child the president, how would things be materially different? https://t.co/t2vtXMtHPB
— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) November 12, 2017
my answer was less Diet in the Coke button
Mat Lucas
A baby is president https://t.co/dospNQgXoH
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) November 12, 2017
Seems in the theme
— BarkingAtTheMoon (@OldDog_1946) November 12, 2017
and another example
pro-tip: If you think you have good personal "chemistry" with an ex-KGB thug, you're probably being played. https://t.co/TqEZs5x2fZ
— Matthew Waxman (@mattwaxman1) November 12, 2017
and there are other kids too
"When Christie was fired from the transition … Michael Flynn and Steve Bannon celebrated by tossing binders full of potential personnel picks, culled by Christie’s team, into trash bins with a ceremonial glee." https://t.co/vKbj17jv93
— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) November 12, 2017
must’ve led to this
explains this pic.twitter.com/8Tx9tNaqPj
— Edgeoforever🖖 (@edgeoforever) November 12, 2017
000💃💃💃000
Diaper Don explains Socialism to you
November 1, 2017 in greed, ignorance | Tags: Diaper Don, halloween, ignorance, Socialism | Comments closed
Donald -I’d love to- Trump Jr decided to use his kid to teach the world how little he understands – well anything. For the likes of Diaper Don
“socialism” = I have to pay taxes.
The answers he got were good enough to merit a blog entry
Some noted the crass intent
Imagine seeing your beautiful girl on Halloween & thinking: 'Ooh, I can use this to tweet about why sharing is bad' https://t.co/A9jDu9IVLC
— Bethany Usher (@bethanyusher) October 31, 2017
and also
halloween parenting as evidence of moral character, exhibits A and B pic.twitter.com/I7iEbmxven
— Emmy Bengtson (@EmmyA2) November 1, 2017
while others
Or you could give 90% of her candy to the one richest kid in the neighborhood.
It's never too early to teach her about Republicanism. https://t.co/gARIEd0qfM
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 31, 2017
another one takes on Diaper Don’s qualifications as a teacher
Right, no better spokesperson for American self made success then somebody who’s coasted on three generations of (dodgy) inherited wealth… https://t.co/YrQWrrFXDn
— Mike Murphy (@murphymike) November 1, 2017
and spelling
It's never too* early to teach her how to spell properly either. Also can you slam socialism when you've lived off your dad your whole life? https://t.co/uUJG2aRWqz
— PORP (@TheOfficialPORP) November 1, 2017
others bring it to the lessons Diaper Don was taught himself at home
Or you can teach Chloe how to stiff workers and contractors like her orange grandfather. https://t.co/mN3BpKiMvl
— Lauren Werner 🗽 (@LaurenWern) November 1, 2017
and more family wisdom
…or, you could tell her you're taking it to help kids with cancer but then leave a wrapper trail so she can learn how Trump charities work
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 31, 2017
also
"honey, see this free candy you just got? don't share it with anyone. that's how the Trumps operate. we are selfish."
— Patricia BATeman🦇 (@Trisha_Bateman) October 31, 2017
and another one https://twitter.com/ed_solomon/status/925499658192982016
some keep it close to the lesson itself
You literally took her door-to-door demanding free handouts. https://t.co/DGwsw2a7MB
— G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) October 31, 2017
and this
Nothing like going door to door begging kind strangers for candy to teach a young girl about the power of hard work over generosity… wait. https://t.co/uUJG2aRWqz
— PORP (@TheOfficialPORP) November 1, 2017
as did I
It's the taking of her candy "just because" that makes YOU the socialist. There's no giving. Same mindset as the Republicans. https://t.co/YDBu5VyVlv
— Edgeoforever🖖 (@edgeoforever) November 1, 2017
this one just expresses our feelings
You are literally the biggest douche canoe in human history. Born on third base, think you hit a triple, and flipped your bat on the way there. I will howl with laughter when they lock you up, you garbage human. https://t.co/8J4LVyDFUp
— Jon Zal (@OfficialJonZal) November 1, 2017
P.S Diaper Don was a nickname earned in college. He used to get drunk, fall asleep in other people’s beds and, well could have used a diaper at that point.
This story is marginally connected – Manafort daughter texts
Wow! Read these text messages from Manafort's own daughter: https://t.co/4M0kUR1s6A Trump and "psycho" dad are "perfect allies". 👇🏽 pic.twitter.com/pXrQbXik1w
— DemWrite 🇺🇸🇵🇷 (@DemWrite) October 31, 2017
The “good father” used to humiliate Diaper Don in front of his college dorm by coming at his door and screaming his head off at him from the hall
but back to “socialism”. You see, Chloe, this is what’s all about
The Liddle' Dotard Donnie Daycare Clan really seems to like his tax plan that'll save them $ billions. pic.twitter.com/xafqoce5hU
— Tomthunkit™ (@TomthunkitsMind) November 1, 2017
meanwhile, the hemoglobin challenged brother exercises his own version of socialism
So incredibly pathetic https://t.co/KpBumr8OlW
— Raw Story (@RawStory) October 31, 2017
Update: It seems Diaper Don stole the “socialism/Halloween idea from Alex Jones
Donald Trump Jr.'s idea that taking candy = socialism appeared on Alex Jones's conspiracy theory site on Mondayhttps://t.co/OgJKNO93J6 pic.twitter.com/br3riLSHNN
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) November 1, 2017
J K Rowling also helps
Fill her bucket with old candy left by her great-grandfather, then explain that she has more because she's smarter than all the other kids. https://t.co/0lbhHYyFe4
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 1, 2017
and to sum up
She was given candy for free.
You inherited all your money.
You met with Russian spies.
It’s “too”. https://t.co/Bsf5wkQxST— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) November 1, 2017
and the “Professor” is mad
🚔attention attention junior is mad online this is not a drill 🚔 https://t.co/Av4RaQlaLm
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) November 1, 2017
but we know you, Diaper Don!
Watch Donald Trump Jr lie about the “greatest witch hunt in political history” . . . so many coordinated lies pic.twitter.com/efbInXtBnH
— RiotWomenn (@riotwomennn) November 2, 2017
000💃💃💃000
Not Your Sweetie 
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