Keep me as commissioner or die!

I thought this election day NY Post cover was remarkable enough to merit posting days later (when my internet finally returned)

Old man Kelly in Grumpy Cat pose demanding we elect the one candidate who would keep him in the job. Sorry, Kelly, NYC gad had enough of Bloomberg’s ways

Tabloids: the ricin plot

They are all again on first name basis  with their favorite billionaire as they report this tabloid story

with only Metro keeping a professional tone ,

Tabloids: Joking over, now the vicious fight is starting

First they laugh at you, then they fight you

I hope it means Weiner will end up winning this

Tabloids: Phallic jokes are back, thank you Cuomo!

Somehow no one asks “But what about the children” when these headlines are all over the NYC. The frat boys own the tabloids and have fun!

Weiner’s official entry in the race might have nimbly avoided a new spree of phallic jokes but Cuomo’s idiotic interview opened the door

Even the free tabloids keep up the theme, this time with movie reviews. Penis, penis everywhere! Tomorrow, I predict we go to “fart” page ones!

Meanwhile, for today’s censorship brigade, this is NYC street, across the street from a catholic school  .

Today’s tabloids: Terrorism, elections, bikes

I had to see the Daily News cover – which seems to be lifted from the UK SUN to see the missing word missing in the CNN article I read today.

NY Post leads with the same photo from the video CNN elected to post without a sound. I see the knee jerk rationalizations from the left: “But is this terrorism? Why aren’t other murders terrorism? (I guess the murdered must chose to put the label on)

Anthony Weiner missed on the phallic  jokes today, only got a raised eyebrow from AMNY Everyone knows the medis (i.e Bloomberg) has designated Cristine Quinn as successor, so…

And as for Bloomberg’s other “nice intention, poor execution” plan, I’ll believe it when I see it (3 days left).