Tabloids: Greed,Stupidity, Graft and Sloth

The first two names  in the title are for Kerry – who is comically trying to polish the turd everyone saw

KERRY SAYS HE ALWAYS INTENDED TO PAY THE TAX

except maybe for the time he said he didn’t owe any. Remember this?

The first 3 are for Rangel who rescinded his decision to retire 4 years ago Now he generated headlines like this

and that

All the names are applicable to BP which is trying to get out of the cleaning now

and this one about the Gulf birds is for a happy final note

In NYC, still in the trivia

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Cartoon: Since Obama is satisfied with our resilience…

as he declared on The View yesterday

“What has been satisfying is just seeing how resilient the American people are,”

I thought this culinary reference would be best illustrated with this cartoon

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Tabloids: The View ladies, the polls, Immigration, 100 days of oil kill

Tabloid journalism fawning over Ovama featured a pic of Precious surrounded by the catty View gang (and has more pics inside) which has delivered breaking news about Chelsea’s wedding

Less friendly tabloids feature a poll that has him in dead heat with Mitt

Main news of the day is the Arizona immigration Law

In the oil-kill news embargo consensus has been reached that yesterday has been the 99th day after all and it’s time for lessons

Better summed up in Louisiana

In NYC, they finally finished the bogus investigation meant to knock Paterson from the race

so it’s time for other weighty matters. Such as bed bugs

saggy pants

and Iphones

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Cartoon: what did we learn from wikileaks?

Just as I saw this asinine Bobot question

Wikileaks, Can someone name me one new thing we found out from them?

a great answer came by as a cartoon

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Tabloids: Corruption and confusion Wednesday

On the corruption front, Kerry gets more covers now that he accepted to pay  his yacht taxes

BP’s Tony Heyward gets his successor

Blago gets his closing arguments

and another one from the Tribune

Rangel gets his puns on NY Post

and NY Metro

On the war, Obama gets support for war from the party he really represents

and on the oil-kill they can’t even agree how many days it’s been. Some say 100

some say 99

Some say it’s vanishing

Some say we have a new “spill”

and in all this confusion, we misplaced 8 billion in Iraq

But who cares? Let’s cover Chelsea’s wedding. Because she wants it private

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