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At least when W said those words, he didn’t add “I thought it would be easier”
or, in Trump Draws terms
or,
yeah, healthcare, like NAFTA proved more complicated than announced at his rallies. At least peace in the Middle East is still a synch
and it’s not as if they are trying so hard
and it’s not like his party isn’t going to any length to help
and also
at least nobody can take THIS from him
and a good thing this would not affect anybody
apparently jared can’t handle this one for him
but maybe he’ll be BFF with the other crazy guy
update: Seth Myers put together the times 🍊 promised his base on the campaign trail that this would be easy
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part of a series of planned changes:
Next on the agenda: move the US capital to Chicago
Change the name of the country: United States of Obamination
Change the calendar so next year would be year one
I think the whitehouse,org one suits him better:
Here’s my seal:
Apparemtly The Onion did get in trouble for misusing the presidential seal.
But they were anti-Bush. B0 is the secretly designated successor I believe so…
Updatig this with the LA Times take:
But Barack Obama’s crowd has decided not to wait for any of the formalities like a presidential election, an inauguration or even a nomination, which he still hasn’t actually officially won yet.
Obama now has his own Great Seal already. And it is really, really big. It’s big like the tires on those elevated pickups in the parking lot at NASCAR races where you look out the car window and see nothing but fist-sized lug nuts.
The seal’s also got a terrifically impressive motto in Latin — “Vero Possumus” — which means
“The possum speaks truthily.”
Some people might be inclined to make fun of a grown candidate who’s against an imperial presidency but needs a really Great Seal before he even gets the official nomination. Maybe they’d suggest that as good as things look now from the city of big winds, maybe he’s counting his eagles before they hatch.
Plus it’s got Obama’s website right up there too. Lord knows, he needs more donations because the poor White Sox fan from Chicago’s impoverished South Side has only raised a little under $290 million so far.
But even if he loses in November, for $500 million Obama and Michelle could build their own White House. And paint it any darned color they want.
And to make it all even more fun, the possum motto is wrong too
meaning actually “In truth to be able” – which makes LA Times right:
an update from Capital Hill
updating with this No Quarter posting of the original Charles Lemos translation of the unfortunate logo
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