Use coal, damn it! Only I can swear! and no more Mercedes-Benz on 5th Ave!

 

IMPEACHMENT

a  🧙‍♀️  to be sentenced

Judge set a status hearing for Monday at 2pm for Richard Pinedo, the California man who pleaded guilty in the Mueller probe in connection with the Russian troll farm case (lawyers had previously indicated they were ready to move to sentencing) pic.twitter.com/oPk8ke2hvM

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) June 1, 2018

meanwhile in NY

Loving this new AG.
Go get 'em!#FollowTheLawyers https://t.co/GqqXUGJeUG

— Lincoln's Bible (@LincolnsBible) June 1, 2018

even hume

Fox's Hume checks Trump on Comey: 'POTUS told NBC the firing was about the Russia probe' https://t.co/P2Csw853Mk

— 🖕🏻Aunt Crabby calls Bullshit 🖕🏻 (@DearAuntCrabby) June 1, 2018

ABUSE OF POWER

Trump has told a number of aides recently that he wants Comey investigated & charged. POTUS and allies are ramped up for release of an exhaustive inspector general report on the former FBI head's conduct. Could be another cudgel against probe. w/@mattzap: https://t.co/Fym0LApbcL

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) June 1, 2018

IMPERIAL FAMILY

what the pardons mean

"For my friends everything, for my enemies: the law"https://t.co/CGcTBSAgdX

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) May 31, 2018

the 🍊 brand ain’t what it used to be (everyone knows it stands for “white trash” now)

Trump’s net worth has slipped to $2.8 billion, a decline of $100 million over the past year https://t.co/KJUgxkO6sM pic.twitter.com/9Xg7VIna5G

— TicToc by Bloomberg (@tictoc) June 1, 2018

you shall go backward, I tells ya!

Breaking: Trump administration officials are making plans to order grid operators to buy electricity from struggling coal and nuclear plants in an effort to extend their life, a move that would represent an unprecedented intervention into U.S. energy markets.

— Jennifer A. Dlouhy (@jendlouhyhc) June 1, 2018

trade blunders

‘So much for Trump as genius’: Conservative WSJ editorial drops the hammer on president’s trade blunders https://t.co/5Lictmcoyb

— Raw Story (@RawStory) June 1, 2018

and here’s another glimpse

THIS IS INSANE👉 “Trump reportedly told Macron that he would maintain the ban until no Mercedes-Benz cars are seen on Fifth Avenue in New York.”

Several German automakers have plants in the U.S., including Mercedes-Benz in Alabama & BMW in South Carolina. https://t.co/hLB4eNld1x

— Jon Cooper 🌊 (@joncoopertweets) June 1, 2018

how 🍊 is not like any other POTUS

This is why I speak out against Mr. Trump and will continue to do so…. https://t.co/vzdRNA5YY3

— John O. Brennan (@JohnBrennan) June 1, 2018

NK

Emails released as part of a lawsuit show EPA officials have been working with the Mercer/Koch-funded Heartland Institute to discredit climate science and promote disinformation about the fossil fuel industry https://t.co/isuNAgwFt4

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) June 2, 2018

First Amendment

1. Not a First Amendment issue: A private company deciding to cancel a TV show

2. A First Amendment issue: The President of the United States pressuring a private company to fire someone because he doesn’t like what she said https://t.co/v13gvfElow

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) June 1, 2018

gaming the market

You should have gotten the employment numbers from the Council of Economic Advisers yesterday.

And if this tweet is conveying inside information about a particularly good jobs number you should never get them in advance from the Council of Economic Advisers again. https://t.co/Qd3ig89onT

— Jason Furman (@jasonfurman) June 1, 2018

reactions to this

Goolsbee: "he broke the law" https://t.co/yO5fOgPiU6
Summers: "a major scandal" should lead to "major investigations" https://t.co/4yPlb8BCQC
Furman: "conveying inside information" https://t.co/qlkUM5wwlE
Stevenson: Asks "who he privately leaks data to" https://t.co/6FxmyQdoj3

— Justin Wolfers (@JustinWolfers) June 1, 2018

good comment

BREAKING: Employment numbers revised up to 4,635 dead in Puerto Rico. https://t.co/8qQjM9J2Pb

— Grudge (@grudging1) June 1, 2018

deliberately destroying the post war world order

Important thread. Indeed, Trump is destroying the post-WWII world order. Deliberately. https://t.co/22I1layprg

— Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) (@HC_Richardson) June 1, 2018

Michael Cohen threatening reporters over Ivana rape story

NEW: NPR has decide to publish the audio of Michael Cohen making legal threats against me while I was a Daily Beast reporter in 2015, as part of a larger story on Cohen's history of threats:

Listen here: https://t.co/BBhKvF7y1n

— Tim Mak (@timkmak) May 31, 2018

Charles Kushner

Tell me more about ethics “guy who hired a prostitute to sleep with his brother-in-law so he could blackmail his family” https://t.co/kwFp4m3qPN

— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) June 1, 2018

REPUBLICANS

Obamacare insane hatred

.@PaulKrugman considers why Republicans continue to try to kill Obamacare even though it's been a losing issue for them with voters https://t.co/Wf1WlX3lfF

— NYT Opinion (@nytopinion) June 1, 2018

where they are now

wtf. There's an admitted pedophile/rapist running for Congress in Virginia.

He says he thinks people will like him because he's not "constrained" by "political correctness."https://t.co/3pcOKdI1Co

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) June 1, 2018

EPA

Emails released as part of a lawsuit show EPA officials have been working with the Mercer/Koch-funded Heartland Institute to discredit climate science and promote disinformation about the fossil fuel industry https://t.co/isuNAgwFt4

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) June 2, 2018

HYPOCRISY

the Samantha Bee outrage – Chelsea

I keep hoping for consistency too, Oliver. Though I’m not holding my breath! https://t.co/cbPrLPAEEP

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) May 31, 2018

and again, the guy issuing the outrage is this one

and Samantha’s words were about this again

Ivanka takes just as much pleasure in all of this cruelty as her father.

She just tweeted this, mocking the 1,500 immigrant children her father lost. She is a disgrace. #WhereAreTheChildren pic.twitter.com/b0sHY8X1DS

— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) May 27, 2018

MEDIA

NYT peak bothsidery

https://twitter.com/NYTNational/status/1002658577620840448

🦊 🆚 Hillary

A guy at my local bar complained to me, “Hillary needs to fucking go away.” I asked what she’s been doing lately that irks him. He said, “I don’t know but I can’t watch my goddamn Fox News without hearing about Hillary.” LOL.

— Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver) June 1, 2018

NRA

killer was “wacky”

The mother of a teenage girl killed in a mass shooting at Santa Fe High School in Texas says Trump repeatedly called the gunman “wacky” while speaking at the gathering of survivors: “He kept calling him this wacky kid who was wearing a wacky trench coat.”
https://t.co/FiDeacU7Tn

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) June 1, 2018

Ollie North

Ollie North calls us terrorists and yet he hasn’t even tried to sell us weapons yet. I’m just confused is all.

— Cameron Kasky (@cameron_kasky) June 1, 2018

NAZI

settlement

Exclusive: Holocaust Denier Chuck C. Johnson Pays $25,000 to Settle Defamation Lawsuit https://t.co/LXhxaOAgPv pic.twitter.com/dRZGISxOZl

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) June 1, 2018

RUSSIA

.@NBCNewsBETTER: The FBI said Russian hackers are breaking into home and small-office WiFi routers to collect personal information, look through what you're doing online, and disable your WiFi. Over 500,000 routers have already been hit worldwide. https://t.co/BEmOK1Kfff

— NBC News (@NBCNews) June 1, 2018

LEFTOVERS

Glenn fights the real enemy

In his sure-to-be-beloved WashPost op-ed, former CIA Director @JohnBrennan explains that he understands how corrupt authoritarian tyrants function because he's seen so many. He forgets to mention that he & the USG armed, funded & allied with many of them https://t.co/MjEMgPAavw pic.twitter.com/KanfkQtqGA

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) June 1, 2018

US

protesting the children separation  cruelty

TODAY 5PM 👇👇 https://t.co/cD4mmgIqTP

— Indivisible NationBK (@bkindivisible) June 1, 2018

Sally Field on Sam Bee

I like Samantha Bee a lot, but she is flat wrong to call Ivanka a cunt.

Cunts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest.

— Sally Field (@sally_field) May 31, 2018

Martha Stewart – should be true edition

OH SNAP!!! pic.twitter.com/EA8xrc4R8f

— Mac McKinsey (@MacMcKinseyIV) June 1, 2018

Hillary on Puerto Rico

More than 4,600 lives lost in Puerto Rico. 70x the official number. The US gov’t has failed its own citizens. The response itself is an American tragedy.

Hurricane season is about to begin in Puerto Rico. The administration must step up & protect its people.

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 31, 2018

000💃💃💃000

I got mine, 🔩 the rest of the world!

 

IMPEACHMENT

how investigation begun

EXCLUSIVE: The start of the FBI's 2016 CI investigation of Team Trump had nothing to do with dossiers, informants, or "spies." Those are lies.

It began with TS+ SIGINT proving Trump's secret ties to Putin & his Kremlin

Get the real, untold story here:https://t.co/6nKzPYRnA5

— John Schindler (@20committee) May 28, 2018

Flynn

James Clapper on Michael Flynn: "I think it ate at him that he was terminated early and retired early, and I think he became an angry man. He was trying to reach out to several Republican candidates and latched onto Trump — and the rest was history."
https://t.co/8T3JwfZhh8

— Axios (@axios) May 28, 2018

DEPRAVITY/CRUELTY AKA IMPERIAL FAMILY

Jim Carrey immortalized the moment

1500 innocent children ripped from their mothers’ arms at our border. Lost in Trump’s “system”. Give us your tired, your poor, your huddle masses yearning to breathe free — and we will torture them for wanting a better life. From Shining City to Evil Empire in under 500 days. pic.twitter.com/Qg07vb0aBg

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) May 27, 2018

while Incest Barbie mocked it, tempting karma

Ivanka takes just as much pleasure in all of this cruelty as her father.

She just tweeted this, mocking the 1,500 immigrant children her father lost. She is a disgrace. #WhereAreTheChildren pic.twitter.com/b0sHY8X1DS

— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) May 27, 2018

babies not Ivanka’s have a different Sunday

This is what we've come to under Donald Trump. Men and women of conscience, raise your voices. THIS IS WRONG. https://t.co/g651l75CmL

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 28, 2018

but  🍊  was full of empathy, this Memorial weekend

Poor Paul Manafort. Poor Rick Gates. Poor George Papadopoulos. Poor Carter Page. Poor Mike Flynn. The heart bleeds. https://t.co/XFWx1sNaaK

— Max Boot (@MaxBoot) May 27, 2018

failing grade

Retired South Carolina teacher edits Trump-signed letter full of 'silly mistakes,' then sends it back to White House https://t.co/ZM9c22vxmo pic.twitter.com/L9QGPkeAqH

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) May 28, 2018

while Melanoma seems to flee

Melania has changed the location of her personal twitter account to New York. Mighty interestin’. pic.twitter.com/NXkzNl3l8S

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) May 28, 2018

inappropriate topical tweet

This is the most inappropriate #MemorialDay comment that a @POTUS has ever made. Self-promotion on a day to remember the fallen, and wishing those remembering their deceased loved ones a “happy” holiday is appalling. #CadetBoneSpurs pic.twitter.com/kRse4dnwiu

— VoteVets (@votevets) May 28, 2018

also. full of lies

-Obama cut the black UE rate in half, from 16.6% to 7.8%. Under DT it went down 1 point to 6.8%.

-Under Obama, Hispanic UE went from 13% to 5.9%. Under DT it also went down 1 point to 4.9%.

White man takes credit for something a black man did.
Happy #MemorialDay https://t.co/IrBCDeK2kY

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 28, 2018

and with a picture

pic.twitter.com/X6vuH6tVLZ

— Sharon Dennis (@sddphoto) May 28, 2018

Incest Barbie grifting

Ivanka Trump wins 13 new trademarks from China in 3 months https://t.co/oObsbrOWgL via @cbsmoneywatch

— Kara Calavera (@KaraCalavera) May 28, 2018

OBSTRUCTION

chutzpa

Old definition of chutzpah: killing your parents and demanding mercy for an orphan.
2018 definition of chutzpah: committing crimes and blaming cops for not stopping you.
Bonus chutzpah: lying about Obama doing too much investigation (#Spygate? Wire “tapp”?) and also not enough. https://t.co/Yvf1QEuo1S

— Jed Shugerman (@jedshug) May 28, 2018

hypocrisy

Trump 2016: The FBI is investigating Hillary, so she must be corrupt.

Trump 2018: The FBI is investigating me, the FBI must be corrupt.

— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) May 28, 2018

LIEGATE

😱

 

“Not anymore,” Rudy Giuliani says to @DanaBashCNN when asked if he believes Mueller probe is legitimate. Asked why, Rudy says: “I see spygate…”

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) May 27, 2018

and to have a handy response to those  blaming the atrocities on others

Let me remind you of this press confrence by Jeff Sessions in regards to seperating children from their parents.#WhereAreTheChildren pic.twitter.com/Gj5LHovev6

— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) May 26, 2018

REPUBLICANS

But what about ME?

Rep. Ryan Costello (R-Pa.) said that he is leaving Congress in part because all he is ever asked about is Trump https://t.co/5pDqQ6XNy9

— bennydiegø ✯ (@bennydiego) May 28, 2018

Good boy!

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF https://t.co/eZVg2GZ56s

— Racism WatchDog (@RacismDog) May 28, 2018

another one bites the dust

241 Republicans won House seats in 2016. As of today, 19% have either resigned or aren't seeking reelection. https://t.co/AigsfnrBqR

— Taniel (@Taniel) May 28, 2018

MEDIA

Do. Not. Normalize.

This debate is larger than whether to call something a "lie" in any one situation.

It's about the urgent need to acknowledge that Trump & his allies have adopted a concerted strategy of purposeful, relentless lying — with the goal of undermining our discourse and institutions. https://t.co/h2n7Bmaw0Z

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) May 28, 2018

still behind the times

I honestly can’t believe this is a journalism “debate” in June 2018—is Trump a “liar”? 17 months featuring torrent of presidential lies and DC journos aren’t sure f its okay tell the truth abt Trump https://t.co/a5TJFzlfpm

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) May 29, 2018

LEFTOVERS

Edward @Snowden tells @theintercept, there's likely no "smoking gun" to be found in the Mueller Russia probe, calling the president "a wrecking ball," adding "the guy can't even remember what he was going to say at the end of the sentence." https://t.co/noTGYosO4L pic.twitter.com/MtpUGVyE7Y

— DJ Judd (@juddzeez) May 28, 2018

US

A public apology to Chelsea Clinton – thread

A public apology to @ChelseaClinton,

1/Reading this interview was a reminder of the senseless cruelty we put you through.

It underlined the double-standard we held a young girl to, and the history behind the slow drum of weariness we instilled in her.https://t.co/hwmEfbxoHv

— Selena Adera🍩 (@Selena_Adera) May 27, 2018

Bernie must be on vacation

"Democrats are more united than many people realize — and are running a pretty smart midterm campaign," the N.Y. Times' David Leonhardt writes on today's Op-Ed page:https://t.co/n1NJQfSnLr

— JHWBB (@JaneHWBB) May 28, 2018

😱 gets his dues

Giuliani gets booed at the Yankees game when announced that today is his birthday.

— Amie Parnes (@amieparnes) May 28, 2018

Nancy crushing it

That’s not what today is for. https://t.co/qEhKNQQOUF

— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) May 28, 2018

000💃💃💃000

Closing down the country, disappearing tree, Nobel, Habermansplaining the WHCD

IMPEACHMENT

he knows

Trump: If Dems win in 2018 midterms, they'll impeach me https://t.co/lz9zQX9g3N pic.twitter.com/goDAb9ciGZ

— The Hill (@thehill) April 29, 2018

not just Comey

Comey was not alone

New info:

Two witnesses—then-FBI General Counsel Baker and then-FBI Director's chief of staff Rybicki—listened in on Comey’s side of phone calls with President Trump when President attempted to alter course of Russia investigation.https://t.co/wMytZrw3kA

— Just Security (@just_security) April 29, 2018

.

I think he just admitted she takes instructions from Putin himself…. https://t.co/F3jKfSpWMF

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) April 29, 2018

those we know so far

Current or "former" Russian intelligence members that were in contact with the Trump team in '16:
– Konstantin Kilimnik (Manafort and Gates)
– Natalia Veselnitskaya (Manafort, Kushner, Trump Jr)
– Rinat Akhmetshin (same as above)
– Sergey Gorkov (Kushner)
– Guccifer 2.0 (Stone)

— Scott Stedman (@ScottMStedman) April 29, 2018

REPUBLICANS

no need for a free press

BREAKING: Trump's DOJ Erases ‘Need for Free Press From their Manual

In the course of updating its internal manual for prosecutors, the Department of Justice has deleted or altered parts of the document that deal with freedom of the press and civil rights

— PoliticsVideoChannel (@politvidchannel) April 29, 2018

lots of outrage at Michelle Wolf

Sorry Republicans, you don't get to whine about Michelle Wolf. pic.twitter.com/HnMsULdGni

— Matt Murphy (@MattMurph24) April 29, 2018

from this crowd

“how dare that lady comedian be so vulgar” says the crowd that’s clearly delicate like doilies pic.twitter.com/wWTRd8XnKF

— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 29, 2018

and also, this one

Tired of these elites making fun of me, a private school-educated and mansion-owning millionaire who worked for 5 years in the Bush White House and was VP of federal affairs for Koch Industries. https://t.co/qA1jmmKR9L

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) April 29, 2018

and a diagram

pic.twitter.com/75kYMHBS1m

— Miss Shell (@mcriccis) April 29, 2018

IMPERIAL FAMILY

closing down the country

Trump: If I don't get the wall in September "we will close down the country." pic.twitter.com/Zmd0cCcnIX

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 29, 2018

in tapestries

A week in tapestries (29th April 18). pic.twitter.com/YYWrLK2fE1

— Wulfgar the Bard (@WulfgarTheBard) April 29, 2018

the tree is gone!!!

Current or "former" Russian intelligence members that were in contact with the Trump team in '16:
– Konstantin Kilimnik (Manafort and Gates)
– Natalia Veselnitskaya (Manafort, Kushner, Trump Jr)
– Rinat Akhmetshin (same as above)
– Sergey Gorkov (Kushner)
– Guccifer 2.0 (Stone)

— Scott Stedman (@ScottMStedman) April 29, 2018

expect protests in UK!

“I think there will be protests.”@SadiqKhan says Londoners will protest against @realDonaldTrump’s visit, but adds it would be “probably inappropriate” for him to join in. #Peston pic.twitter.com/uN9ZMriTuY

— Peston on Sunday (@pestononsunday) April 29, 2018

MEDIA

SHS has some goddamn nerve to attend the event of an organization representing people she mocks & lies to & expect to walk out unscathed by the brutal truth we should be hearing from MSM but have to rely on comedians for cuz "access journalism" is the ticket for the likes of you.

— (((antiantisemite))) (@Tristanshouts) April 29, 2018

and while they faint to their couches,

The cruelest thing said by @michelleisawolf was the reminder that Flint still does not have clean water.

— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) April 29, 2018

and some more truth that made some of them angry

#WHCD emcee @michelleisawolf: "I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you" pic.twitter.com/oibhwG3IcJ

— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) April 29, 2018

plus she committed journalism

Finally watched this #WHCD thing. Did anyone notice that Michelle Wolf actually committed journalism?

1) Trump probably doesn't have much money, took millions in loans, and may be compromised by the Russians.

2) Flint still doesn't have clean water.

Better than most TV news.

— Sam Wang (@SamWangPhD) April 29, 2018

To Maggie Sunshine

Hey mags! All these jokes were about her despicable behavior. Sounds like you have some thoughts about her looks though? 😘 https://t.co/JRzzvhBuey

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 29, 2018

with a twist

TRY THIS: Now replace Sarah Sanders with Hillary Clinton in this @maggieNYT tweet and tell me if you could ever imagine a mainstream journalist saying it. EVER. pic.twitter.com/hqiT9tRMxt

— Peter Daou (@peterdaou) April 29, 2018

and a term was coined

Habermansplaining

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 29, 2018

Lauren Duca

The only thing impressive here is that @maggieNYT was able to showcase most of the problems of modern journalism in a single tweet. (Also, the smoky eye thing was fucking compliment. I look like the ghost of a raccoon why I try to pull that off. Maybe because I'm not using lies.) https://t.co/UyXPT2SfwE

— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) April 29, 2018

and also

Comedian ends comedy dinner by saying that Flint still doesn’t have clean water, an attempt to point out Washington’s continued neglect of people who need help.

Washington responds with a rigorous debate about the tone and civility of the comedian’s jokes.

Perfect.

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) April 29, 2018

and remembering THEM

I bookmarked this because I knew these #receipts would come in handy: a list of GOP attacks on Hillary’s looks, voice, laugh, etc. I’m sure Dennis Miller found those jokes “horrid.”https://t.co/YKiSnPGkkj https://t.co/oy7Mzryk4h

— Rob Tannenbaum (@tannenbaumr) April 29, 2018

meanwhile  🦊  is awarding Nobels

2/ Today on @ffweekend: Trump's Nobel Peace Prize is a "slam dunk" – @GrecianFormula

[…even Pres. Trump was cracking up] pic.twitter.com/nA2ieCkyAH

— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) April 29, 2018

LEFTOVERS

Berner telling women of colour to "Bend the knee " to white men

But yeah… Bernie taught MLK to march https://t.co/a7VwodcVv4

— T. Fisher King (@T_FisherKing) April 29, 2018

in UK as in here

Good reminder that Russian policy is to support the far Left *and* the far Right https://t.co/SooCP1Zq9y

— Anne Applebaum (@anneapplebaum) April 29, 2018

Fun corner

Best Photobomb of the #WHCD pic.twitter.com/srUwlwf2g4

— PoliticsVideoChannel (@politvidchannel) April 29, 2018

000💃💃💃000

No collusion – OK, a little bit. Get Chelsea! No women in my lifetime!

IMPEACHMENT

no collusion

“Switching hats!” https://t.co/uem8cMz3mJ pic.twitter.com/z0r054TJpL

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) April 28, 2018

not just the TT meeting

SCOOP: Donald Trump Jr. And Emin Agalarov Stayed In Touch Throughout The Transition https://t.co/I0EFrGOy64

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) April 28, 2018

New: Russians followed up on 2016 Trump Tower meeting days after Trump’s election https://t.co/rGod1oWlPW

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) April 28, 2018

He would know

Bingo. No one, no Russian oligarch or operative, would freelance on a foreign political operation like this because of what would happen to them if it went against Putin’s wishes. https://t.co/giZBnLHoqY

— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) April 28, 2018

 

lost in translation

Just Out: My son, son-in-law and campaign manager met with an admitted Russian spy during the campaign in an attempt to find dirt on Hillary Clinton. Wow! What was I saying about a WITCH HUNT? https://t.co/KDl50XKiDa

— Translate Trump (@TranslateRealDT) April 27, 2018

 

IMPERIAL FAMILY

Paralympics responded to 🍊

 

https://twitter.com/Paralympics/status/990236378402377730US

surprised, but then there’s the bottom headline:

Michael Cohen makes the National Enquirer pic.twitter.com/Bsg3Z1iUZS

— Jack Shafer (@jackshafer) April 28, 2018

Sorry Republicans, you don't get to whine about Michelle Wolf. pic.twitter.com/HnMsULdGni

— Matt Murphy (@MattMurph24) April 29, 2018

Chelsea fighting the bullies/heathers

Hi Emily – No war here. Just a continued request for fact checking in a book that purports to be nonfiction and fact checked. Amy never fact checked with me, not about my hair, my election night or anything. She doesn’t dispute that. Happy to talk about hair if you want! https://t.co/FgRgW6Bfo2

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) April 28, 2018

and also, Emma

my hero James Shaw Jr. pic.twitter.com/BRnuYEURdv

— Emma González (@Emma4Change) April 29, 2018

3 vacancies in NYS Senate

Three Republican incumbents in the narrowly-divided NY state Senate announced their retirements this week:

▪️John Bonacic, #SD42 (50-45 Trump, 54-45 Obama)
▪️Kathleen A. Marchione, #SD43 (49-46 Trump, 53-45 Obama)
▪️John DeFrancisco, #SD50 (50-45 Clinton, 55-43 Obama)

— James Lambert (@hellofasandwich) April 28, 2018

04/29 Mike Luckovich: Hold me. | Mike Luckovich https://t.co/BSzzsYhXIK pic.twitter.com/iigHaltLtp

— 🖕🏻Aunt Crabby calls Bullshit 🖕🏻 (@DearAuntCrabby) April 28, 2018

Nunez seat

Election forecaster moves Nunes' seat toward Dems https://t.co/J8cbOWJdZ9 pic.twitter.com/FPo30p02A1

— The Hill (@thehill) April 28, 2018

REPUBLICANS

“economic anxiety”

Nearly 60 percent of Republicans don't want a woman president in their lifetime, poll finds https://t.co/dI1aaHKZIq pic.twitter.com/mwPxzfa3C9

— Newsweek (@Newsweek) April 28, 2018

Snowflakes

Republicans hold more power than they have had in nearly a century. But apart from politics, some say the average American conservative feels bombarded daily with disrespect. https://t.co/hh5WS5Ehcy

— NPR (@NPR) April 27, 2018

MEDIA

NYT being NYT – with comment

None of these people have been "deleted."

Trayvon Martin was deleted
Matthew Shepard was deleted
Emmett Till was deleted
People w/preexisting conditions are deleted

We just don't have patience anymore with people who would defend or praise the delete button.

That's good. https://t.co/g90S0HbA0r

— Julius Goat 🦆 (@JuliusGoat) April 28, 2018

other comment

How is Kanye West deleted? The anti-PC are everything they claim SJWs to be.

— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) April 27, 2018

meanwhile back at the ranch

So tired of these anti-free-speech liberals squelching diversity of opinion. Let's see what the conservative media are up to… https://t.co/OMwPVsRn9l

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) April 27, 2018

returning to NYT

An open letter to Amy Chozick and the NYTimes. https://t.co/L2sKUErJml

— riverdaughter (@riverdaughter) April 28, 2018

NRA

New report shows the NRA served as a conduit between the Trump campaign and Russia — but Republicans refused to investigate ithttps://t.co/qSkkWVykmr

— Shareblue Media (@Shareblue) April 28, 2018

 

LEFTOVERS

Mr Unity

On #DNC lawsuit, #Russia, and #Bernie. A story told in a political cartoon. pic.twitter.com/1SnMwCN3gn

— James J. Zogby (@jjz1600) April 28, 2018

More from the “teach a man” corner

"son, always remember that proverb from the bible 'teach a man a fish'"
"…and?"
"that is the whole proverb eric"
"i am don junior"
"WITCH HUNT" pic.twitter.com/zqHB7kol98

— darth™ (@darth) April 28, 2018

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DO SOMETHING!

Update gif – post reveal

"DO SOMETHING" pic.twitter.com/QB4sZD2YnP

— darth:™ (@darth) October 30, 2017

It’s raining on the East Coast, so golfing is out, and the Mueller indictment(s) are a-coming so

DO SOMETHING, says the president. pic.twitter.com/H5znDcDWqd

— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) October 29, 2017

and more fun

pic.twitter.com/k5JbpWpSeF

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 29, 2017

and the darth way

"DO SOMETHING!" pic.twitter.com/n4C0mn2W9Q

— darth:™ (@darth) October 29, 2017

or more directly

Translation: The Special Counsel may have just indicted someone close to me. HELP! Republicans in Congress DO SOMETHING! https://t.co/tV9utomgH8

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) October 29, 2017

it’s an entire alternative universe

Doesnt this whole series of @realDonaldTrump kinda feel like a dispatch from Earth 2, where Clinton is President & Trump still mad? pic.twitter.com/jqyngsbAs2

— Garrett Haake (@GarrettHaake) October 29, 2017

which Hillary commented on as well

Clinton takes down Fox News with joke about her being president https://t.co/4Es7kHgha3 pic.twitter.com/coLY1eg1Hn

— Newsweek (@Newsweek) October 29, 2017

which can be read as

Is this Trump's version of "Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?" https://t.co/HaYii9T8yY

— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) October 29, 2017

or

"Do Something" is what Trump yells at his stomach every morning he fails to take a shit.

This tweet's free to use in any publication.

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 29, 2017

and since the uranium 🐂  💩  is part of it

https://twitter.com/goldengateb…/status/924695027397181440

Patton Oswalt went the nostalgia road

“Woodward & Bernstein & the tapes & Deep Throat & the hippies! GO FUCK SHIT UP!” – Richard Nixon, 1973 https://t.co/1rDXkZYOE2

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2017

or more directly

“Do something!” Not the words of a President. The words of a coward.

— Simon Rosenberg (@SimonWDC) October 29, 2017

and more fun

DO SOMETHING! pic.twitter.com/Rv3DB17GEn

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) October 29, 2017

Hello! The lawyer springs to action:

Ty Cobb distances Trump tweets today from Mueller probe as "unrelated to activities of Special Counsel with whom he continues to cooperate."

— Jeff Zeleny (@jeffzeleny) October 29, 2017

and the reason he needs to do that is

Preet Bharara: Mueller will be watching Trump's reaction to the charges. https://t.co/ygVra7MD2X

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 29, 2017

Key point from former prosecutor Preet Bharara – how someone under investigation reacts to other people's indictments can matter a lot. https://t.co/L9F8xLRDHF

— Ari Melber (@AriMelber) October 29, 2017

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