Most TSA front pages are either from the gropers POV today – or trying to boost it.

TSA Chief  warns the squeamish travelers that if they don’t submit to fondling, the terrorists win

The New York Times also frontpages their woes: AT CHECKPOINT FACING TERROR FEARS AND NOW, TESTY TRAVELERS

Also, note the hysterically funny headline about the Taliban impostor that explains the recent stories about talks with the Taliban and their sudden disappearance

Back to the TSA, WaPo does its bit with a deceptively headlined poll

MOST SUPPORT BODY SCANNERS.

Then comes the subtitle

HALF IN POLL CALL FRISKING INTRUSIVE

Met does it with an inviting photo with the legend:

“When it’s your turn Thursday to share what you are grateful for, think of this: the TSA seems to have received the message that flyers are unhappy and is backpedaling from a statement that the new invasive procedures are here to stay”

Now cough and turn!

USA today does us a service with a piece on the lobbyists for the scanners makers

And for entertainment, a new addition in the 20 candidates race for Mayor of Chicago: The guy Rahm made senator

Can the “Ground Zero Mosque” irritate people even more? Yes, it can, by applying for 9.11 funds for downtown recovery

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