The cover of the day  goes to The Examiner DC for their hilarious headline

POLICE BRACE FOR HALLOWEEN HAVOC: WARY OF STEWART FANS, COLLEGE TRICKSTERS

Wait, aren’t the Stewart fans the college tricksters? They sure played a trick on us once!

and just because  I want it, I’ll go to the next Halloween headline

The next scary thing per DC’s express, elections’ red scare ads

and staying with the elections, the media takes the results for granted

NY Post at least pretends to read the electorate (in a strategically placed headline – who read that?)

And remember the oil kill in the Gulf? I think it’s a miracle it didn’t happen earlier, considering the care Halliburton and BP put in building the stuff. Now that corporations are persons, will there be anyone in jail?

Also note the NYT typical Bill Bash on the page.