Apparently, the Democratic party is in such woes that it turns to Michelle for saving. Fresh from her mourning billionaire vacationing in Spain she is being deployed in campaigning. But what will the fat kids do now?
while her hubby is selling another kind of snake oil today – tainted sea food
In other Chicago politics news, The Blago jury is split
The Tourists are coming!
USA Today is more fun with its poll at the bottom. STAYING SKINNY BEATS SEX
That’s silly! Everyone knows that only chocolate beats sex!