The first two names  in the title are for Kerry – who is comically trying to polish the turd everyone saw

KERRY SAYS HE ALWAYS INTENDED TO PAY THE TAX

except maybe for the time he said he didn’t owe any. Remember this?

The first 3 are for Rangel who rescinded his decision to retire 4 years ago Now he generated headlines like this

and that

All the names are applicable to BP which is trying to get out of the cleaning now

and this one about the Gulf birds is for a happy final note

In NYC, still firmly grounded  in the… trivial

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