Tabloid journalism fawning over Ovama featured a pic of Precious surrounded by the catty View gang (and has more pics inside) which has delivered breaking news about Chelsea’s wedding

Less friendly tabloids feature a poll that has him in dead heat with Mitt

Main news of the day is the Arizona immigration Law

In the oil-kill news embargo consensus has been reached that yesterday has been the 99th day after all and it’s time for lessons

Better summed up in Louisiana

In NYC, they finally finished the bogus investigation meant to knock Paterson from the race

so it’s time for other weighty matters. Such as bed bugs

saggy pants

and Iphones

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