BP has came with new ways of killing animals in the ocean: burning excess oil

Sea creatures are fleeing the spill

and dolfins too

while local sanctuaries are doing triage to only save the fittest

And new places in Florida – Walton Beach – get hit

But all is well, as BP will pay the small people (the remark didn’t make the headlines)

and hey, they said sorry, what more do you want?

Oh, and speaking of money, check the WSJ headline: small people will be screwed of some more: the end of free checking!

If I see more interesting headlines on the street, I’ll update as NYC is barely represented in Newseum today.