Yesterday I was taking BP satire for real arrogance. Today I know exactly why. Here’s a stunning headline from the Wall Street Journal

OIL GIANT WARNS EFFORT TO PLUG WELL NOT A SURE SHOT

They caused the planet to bleed to death, now they WARN us!

.And what is the Obama response with this warning? According to WaPo, they are “torn”. Oh, the humanity!

although, if you go by Obama Times, they are no longer torn, they already gave up: US CONCEDES IT MUST RELY ON BP

.and we have yet to hear this kind of drilling will be stopped. Maybe not, as Boton Globe covers the oil kill as a NATURAL DISASTER (BP, Obama are part of Mother Nature now)

But at least DC is aware something is wrong – the Express is finally drawing them a picture with a counter

.But don’t worry, folks, BP CEO is devastated – so there

.Other oil kill coverage: LA Times about BP defying EPI ban on toxic dispersants

LA Papers highlight the clusterf*k

.and the end of the ecosystem

..In NY, nothing but silliness. MTA driver spitting headlines

AM-NY

.AM-NY

.and people had enugh of cops abuse of force – although I fail to get why NY Post sees this as a farce

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