He keeps having it over and over as the planet bleeds to death

while the Gulf went from this

.to this

.but don’t worry, he is still staging good photo ops

here’s to that

Did anyone hear him say “stop” yet?

Update

here’s the real “My Petroleum goat” from the Ministry of propaganda err  the Minerals Management Service page for kids


Stacey Visits an Offshore Oil Rig

Stacey’s going out into the Gulf of Mexico on a boat. Her Dad works on an oil rig. He looks for oil buried deep in the rocks under the water….

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What happens when you find oil, Dad?” asks Stacey. “We pump it out of the rock into a pipe. Then an oil tanker takes it to a refinery on shore.”

“Doesn’t any of the oil leak into the water?”

“We’re very careful, Stacey. We know that oil can pollute the water and hurt the fish and plants. We do everything we can to keep any oil from leaking into the water. Let me show you what I do.”….

Stacey smiles. “I’m glad you take care of the water, Dad. You know how important that is to me.”

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