As Obama keeps on reading My Pet Goat on the oil kill, some very funny headlines crop up (if any).
One of the funniest is in LA Times that tries to cover for My Pet Goat reading White House by portraying them as a client POd over a plumber: WHITE HOUSE ANGER AT BP RISES – oil Giant has Blown Deadline after Deadline on the Leak” Hey, at least it’s not a spill anymore (psst! it’s not a leak either – it’s a gusher – or more)
.The other amusing headline comes from LA: it seems the Feds are now heading back to the oil kill.
true, new photo ops await. Where TF were they so far? Mind you, it’s top Obama aides – this plumber is in serious trouble now!
.The funniest headline of all comes from Obama Times: it appears bad oil does not listen to Obama’s finger wagging – more drilling is on its way – bad, bad oil! poor, poor Obama! why isn’t HIS government listening to him?
n the days since President Obama announced a moratorium on permits for drilling new offshore oil wells and a halt to a controversial type of environmental waiver that was given to the Deepwater Horizon rig, at least seven new permits for various types of drilling and five environmental waivers have been granted, according to records.
When will off-shore drilling be actually stopped?
.Another headline which shows exactly where Rahm Post priorities lie, talks about the oil kill “threatening to stain alliances”. oh, poor alliances! Hope there’s a good detergent for that
.and the News Star with an expose of all oil rigs
.In NY, the Metro assumes elections do not matter (but a sinking Cuomo anyway) and attempts the “Feds as contractor client” defense
.NY Post is interested un the UK royals story