I went to twitter to see how much people care about the oil kill.

Most active poster? BP PR.

Most ironical, crass tweet ever?

BPGlobalPR

Proud to announce that BP will be sponsoring the New Orleans Blues Festival this summer w/ special tribute to Muddy Waters. #bpcares

Going to their home, it gets better

The ocean looks just a bit slimmer today. Dressing it in black really did the trick! #bpcares

OK, reading some more, I realize this is actually satire rather than BP. But considering the position they are in, I was able to believe they were mocking the world. And THAT is scary. This one gave it away

I’m sorry, are people mad at us for drilling in the ocean?!? Maybe God shouldn’t have put oil there in the first place. DUH. #bpcares