Didn’t I read somewhere that he’ll win because they sold more Obama masks than McCain?

Hold the presses! They must not have sold in Ohio

Welcome to the post-racial society! Here are your Halloween rules:

via newsbusters

Well, last week we discovered that saying Obama is a socialist is racist code. For quite a while we’ve been told that saying his middle name is racist. Saying he pals around with terrorists is racist. Not voting for him is racist. Wanna know what else is racist? Dressing as Obama for Halloween…. but only if you’re a white kid. So says the Columbus Dispatch (Ohio), anyway.

Here’s the damnation:

Dressing as your favorite presidential nominee for Halloween could be socially risky this year if you’re white and don’t want to spend $20 for a mask.

Napoleon Bell II, interim director for the Columbus Community Relations Commission, agreed that using makeup to darken a white face for Halloween could be misinterpreted.

“To actually blacken the face I would think would give off the wrong perception, regardless of why the person was doing it. The perception could be that someone’s going out in blackface, and you wouldn’t want to project that,” Bell said.

On the other hand, it’s perfectly acceptable and recommended to make fun of Palin:

She said she already has sold plenty of wigs, glasses, jackets and black-leather skirts to mostly young men who want to dress as Palin. One man, who’s black, bought white makeup to complete his Palin look, Santone said.

“I think she’s going to be the most popular to make fun of.”

So, once again, kids: making fun of Obama – vile.

Making fun of Palin – recommended. No go out andΒ  spread the word!

Santa will have a very easy job this year!

Rule of thumb: when in doubt, kick the woman!