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Obtained with great sacrifices, here they are for you

Mayor Palin, Barack Obama is a handsome, charismatic demigod. How many boxes of Kleenex will you need after your crushing loss?

Senator Biden, what is your favorite color? And if you have time for a follow-up question: Why?

Mayor, you talk funny and you own a tanning bed. Why haven’t you released Trig’s birth certificate?

Senator, have you seen those pictures of Obama in his swim trunks? If not, I have them right here.

I think I just discovered a few myself:

Sarah, who is minding your children while you play politics with the big guys?

Senator, do you think Barack wants a pillow?

Can you find some too?