To the tune of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Picture yourseld in a seat,

in a stadium

Stuck there since 2

No way you can pee

Waiting and waiting for the Only One

Universe shattering speech

Pay no attention to votes or polls

that might tell you that he LOST

One minute he’s high in the sky

Then he’s gone

Mile High Sky with the Looser

Mile High Sky with the loser