MoDo is a travelling circus!

I never thought I’d feel a little sorry for her – and not sure if I do yet….But she’s certainly ready for her close-up!

The drama! The fiends plotting against HER Darcy – oh, the humanity! And she left Jesse for the end – he of the unkindest cut.

There’s a knock on the door. Jesse Jackson sticks his head into the meeting.

“Is it over?” he asks his co-conspirators.

“Yes, he’s over,” they respond in unison.”

Does it mean, it’s only going to be platonic with Darcy? How sad! How romantic! How….

Wait, it’s that what New York Times finds ‘fit to print” these days? because let me tell you, my personal fantasies are way better….