
I went in B0botland today to see what the news of offshore drilling has done to them. I think it’s best summed up in a joke:
Two guys walk into a bar in the Wild West. One says to the other: “See that guy?”
“Which guy?”
“The one in a hat”
“They all wear hats”
“The one in jeans”
“They all wear jeans”
Losing his patience, first guy takes his gun out of its holster, shoots everyone in sight, leaving only one standing:
“That guy. That’s my mortal enemy”
Looks like b0bots are just being explained this and they are very excited about it.
3. He stole their top issue and will impliment it responsibly.
It’s pure hell for Republicans.Boner is already on record as opposing Obama’s plan, apparently because it’s too environmentally responsible.
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And you don’t see a problem with that???
If Obama is implementing THEIR agenda instead of OUR agenda, it isn’t a clever ploy to where Dems win. We WIN by enacting OUR agenda and defeating THEIR agenda. If having their agenda enacted is “pure hell” then I’d sure like a double dose. 14. No I don’t see a problem with that.
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Mind you, this comes on the heels of celebrating getting Romneycare – because that “neutralized Romney”
Someone sees the absurdity
18. Don’t you see? It’s brilliant
Capitulate totally to what the other side wants and then beg them to help us lower green house emissions.Just like HCR. Promise to keep all our best ideas out of the bill and then beg them to let us pass a bill based on plan masterminded by the Heritage foundation plan.
Historic!
In fact to be fair, there are entire discussions going this way
I have failed to appreciate Obama’s brilliance.
don’t know why the Dems didn’t figure this out decades ago. All we need to do is enact the legislation the Republican agenda has sought for 30 years and in one fell swoop we make ourselves immune to Republican criticisms AND we achieve historic legislative accomplishments that give the President lots of political capital to push through even more of the Republican Agenda.
What’s next? War on Venezuela to preserve democracy? That will show those Republican’s who is boss…
but of course there are those missing the sarcasm
25. Most dems are accustomed to their presidents speaking to them..
where as Obama actually speaks to the middle. This seems like a wise move to me as he becomes immune to the “too liberal” argument that most conservative politics is founded on.Do
Some are still naive enough to ask this question
Is there still room in the Democratic Party for those who advocate for these Liberal Issues?
*Medicare for anyone who wants it.
*Immediate withdrawal of ALL military forces and “contractors” from the Middle East.
*Immediate reduction of Military Spending by at least 50%
*The immediate break-up (Trust Busting) of everything “Too Big to Fail”.
*Fair Competition Legislation that lets Mom&Pop (small locally owned businesses and farms) compete with Big Box and Factory Farms on a level playing field.
*An end to “Free Trade” (Race to the Bottom)
*Organized LABOR and local co-ops.
*Women’s Right to Choose
If I posted there, I would bring the joke I started with as the illustration:
See? You are the other guys in the bar. Obama just shot you all to point out who the enemy is. The Republicans are the enemy. Aren’t ya glad they were finally singled out?
Or to quote one of the operatives:
“it’s pure hell for Republicans”
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15 comments
March 31, 2010 at 6:58 pm
myiq2xu
Kool-aid is a helluva drug.
March 31, 2010 at 7:13 pm
NWLuna
Another example of how the Obot “creative class” means creative self-deception. Yeeesh.
March 31, 2010 at 8:00 pm
emteebee
Beavis and Butthead
March 31, 2010 at 8:19 pm
thebigotbasher
I thought PUMA bigotbots were in full support of drill baby drill. Just more hypocrisy then.
March 31, 2010 at 8:23 pm
edgeoforever
Not everything you don’t understand is hypocrisy.
Unlike your idol, I have always been for the environment. Just so you can keep your name-calling straight.
March 31, 2010 at 8:36 pm
thebigotbasher
So I guess you must have disagreed with the idiotic gas tax holiday and the Republican “drill baby drill” mantra?
March 31, 2010 at 8:53 pm
Hmmmm
The tax holiday had more to do with truckers who were protesting high prices at the time. Which does have a direct impact on the price of goods delivered since fuel surcharges were almost 50% of the load at that time.
A lot of independent truckers went under after those prices skyrocketed and companies like Fed Ex are still trying to get on their feet after the double whammy of fuel prices and then the predictable economic collapse that followed.
But hey why bother giving a damn about truckers considering everything within sight was delivered on a truck? At least China and Russia got a bunch of new semi trucks on the cheap from all those who went under.
March 31, 2010 at 9:05 pm
edgeoforever
Definitely disagreed with “Drill, baby drill”. As I am not driving/own a car, not sure about the gas tax holiday or how it’s relevant here.
April 1, 2010 at 3:51 am
myiq2xu
“A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices.”
Physician heal thyself.
March 31, 2010 at 8:44 pm
hennie1
My Republican friends at work are happy 0bama wants to drill off of our coast. They think it’s about time. I just can’t see it that way.
Can 0bama do that? I mean, didn’t Bush try?
Yes Virginia, this is a payback. All the friggen states along the east coast, and he calls Virginia out by name. When John Warner was our Senator he fought to keep our waters open for the navy. Do you think Webb or Mark Warner will man-up?
And edge, you got me feeling sorry for your B0bots. They must like it when 0bama sh*ts on them.
March 31, 2010 at 9:03 pm
edgeoforever
Sorry, it was not my intention to make you feel bad for them. I do however feel bad for people of Virginia and the other East Coast states. And all the fishes too.
March 31, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Anthony
You. Are. My. Hero.
The Idiocy of the Bots (not to be confused with The Silence of the Lambs) is priceless. Just what I needed after having what felt like a five hour dinner with my nephew and his Bobot girlfriend.
Thank you, EOF. You saved my life with this one.
March 31, 2010 at 10:07 pm
kc
Stupidity is the BOT drug of choice. They told themselves how cool and smart they were-but, they certainly skipped logic 101. The dumbing down of education is depressing.
Great post though. You always crack me up!!
April 1, 2010 at 6:12 am
Pips
This from the comments is so well stated, that it calls for repetition:
“All we [Dems] need to do is enact the legislation the Republican agenda has sought for 30 years and in one fell swoop we make ourselves immune to Republican criticisms AND we achieve historic legislative accomplishments that give the President lots of political capital to push through even more of the Republican Agenda.”
… but I really don’t know whether to laugh or cry when it is taken at face value – as a brilliant multiple dimension chess move. Lol-sob!
April 2, 2010 at 5:42 pm
susiepuma
All you ‘drill baby drill’ haters – go back & read what the fraud said – he’s not going to allow any drilling – he’s going to allow a study to explore drilling – semantics people, semantics – he’s a POS – you gotta watch what the other hand is doing – chill (did all of you notice that California & the rest of the West Coast were not even mentioned even though that’s where a lot of the oil is)- but hey, keep bowing to those saudi masters – they, along with the chinese, own us…………………learn chinese